Baator

Давно собирался выложить стихотворение товарища Skg, посвященное гликодиновому гному Дяде Гоге...

Продаются богомолы
Специального помола,
Стрекоза и муравей,
Банка кольчатых червей,

Тараканов крупных пара
С острова Мадагаскара,
Скарабей, мотыль и моль,
Блохи черные, как смоль.

Если Вы приобретете
Для любимой Вашей тети
Этот скромный препарат,
Дядя Гога будет рад.

На ПАВ-фронте происходят удивительные вещи: мало того, что олимпийское чмо смеет ругать фенотропил, так еще и исключили какую-то росдаму за его употребление. Вот некоторые пафосные личности любят ругать так называемый "офисный планктон". А как быть с олимпийским планктоном? Который за лишний сантиметр в прыжке хочет золотую медаль, 10000$ от ведущего передачи "С новым годом, Россия" и всероссийское уважение? Было бы желание, а опустить можно кого угодно. Вот он 21 век - не то что лунных баз нету, так еще и приходится изучать всеобщий срач. С другой стороны - LJ гораздо лучше любого журнала, ибо здесь лица пафосных авторов неотретушированы, следовательно - от созерцания срача есть определенная польза.
Еще узнал, что нехорошие дяди из ГНК обругали энергетические напитки. Там видите-ли содержатся наркотики. Ещё одно "безумие вращающегося турникета". Хотя и получено официальное опровержение, сам факт подобных "предъяв" свидетельствует исключительно о неумеренных аппетитах наркоборцов. Вместо того, чтобы ловить опийных барыг, они, видимо, нанюхались конфискованных спидов и руки чешутся от планов громадья...
Относительно фенотропила - получается, что один из немногих более-менее приличных советских ноотропостимуляторов могут запретить лишь потому, что его "могут употребить спортсмены". Я всегда знал, что спортсмены - это нехорошие люди. Хотя бы потому, что занимаются фигнёй.
Да, знаю, что сама возможность появления подобного запрета минимальна. Но если мы посмотрим на факт номер 2(наезд на энергетики), то станет очевидно - сегодня она может быть минимальна, а завтра - максимальна. Это такие хитрые псевдослучайные явления, где результат определяет не разум, но выгода.

Это великий и ужасный чемодан гликодинового гнома, в котором он носит свою гликодиновую жижу. Если правильно воспроизвести кодовую последовательность, то из чемодана хлынет жижа и затопит вселенную.

Dedushka Nomto: B, have you ever been to ghetto?
B******: yes
Dedushka Nomto: did you see toy crows there?
Dedushka Nomto: Uncle Goga had left me his fur fish recently. I am sitting and watching it in the twilight.
Dedushka Nomto: Our street is very beautiful these days. It looks like that the landscape itself took lots of dxm
B******: his what?
Dedushka Nomto: fur fish
B******: fur fish?
Dedushka Nomto: do you know Teddy bear?
B******: yes
Dedushka Nomto: toy bear for kids
Dedushka Nomto: you know how it looks like?
B******: but a fish?
B******: yes
Dedushka Nomto: yes, its a fish made of the same material
Dedushka Nomto: my e-dictionary is broken so i cant find a proper word
B******: stuffed animal
B******: is what you would say
B******: stuffed animal fish
Dedushka Nomto: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Teddy_bear_-_Rory.JPG
Dedushka Nomto: same material as on the image
Dedushka Nomto: a green fish
Dedushka Nomto: with very soft lips
B******: i know what you meant by teddy bear.
i understand.

Dedushka Nomto: the lips are pink
B******: why did he give it to you?
Dedushka Nomto: Because his head was on the stick in my bathroom
Dedushka Nomto: but please answer my question about toy crows in ghetto
B******: i dont remember that being there
Dedushka Nomto: but do you have toy crows in US?
B******: oh, toy crows in the ghetto? I have never seen a toy crow anywhere
B******: i see real crows
Dedushka Nomto: what do you personally think about toy crows?
B******: i dont know. that's a really strange question
Dedushka Nomto: i can explain. we have a TV show for kids
Dedushka Nomto: a toy crow is talking in it. it usually says - Kar, kar, kar, kids!
B******: oh
Dedushka Nomto: you want to see?
B******: im at work
B******: later
B******: that sounds like it would be scary for kids
Dedushka Nomto: look http://tkx.ru/view.php?rubric_id=320&material_id=424&page=1
Dedushka Nomto: this crow is shaman
Dedushka Nomto: i suggest to start a business - we will make toy crows and send them to US
Dedushka Nomto: you sounded like I’ve suggested you to see some child porno
B******: they look scary and i don’t think anyone would buy them

Dedushka Nomto: dear, do you really think that your fucking Sezam street is not scary?
Dedushka Nomto: if i would see it in my childhood my pants would be wet. Forever.
Dedushka Nomto: or you think that Ronald Macdonald is not scary?
B******: the drawings are ok, but the toy is scary.
Dedushka Nomto: do you think there are can be more people who would be scared with this crow?
Dedushka Nomto: some idiot uploaded a cartoon about gay duck into one of our intranet ftps. i dont know what to say
Dedushka Nomto: this is a kind of semantic infiltration
Dedushka Nomto: i would say - a part of ontological warfare
…………………………..
Dedushka Nomto: but lets return to the toy crows
Dedushka Nomto: would you be scared to have one in your room?
B******: not really. i just dont like it.
Dedushka Nomto: why not? you dont want it to say "Kar-kar-kar!" to you?
B******: no. i think it would scare me if it did
Dedushka Nomto: i should point that it is "She", not "It"
B******: it is not real, so it is an it
Dedushka Nomto: i just thought that it is very interesting that word "She" sounds very much like "Shekhina"
B******: which means?
Dedushka Nomto: or "Shekel". What do you think, B, can shekel be a woman?
B******: i dont know what a shekel is
Dedushka Nomto: “The Jewish-Kabalistic version of Shakti; the female soul of God. The idea was the God could not be complete, whole, until he was united with her. The Kabbalists believed that it was God’s lost of his Shekina which brought about evil.”
Dedushka Nomto: shekel is jewish money. shame of you - your country give so much money to Israel and you dont know what`s a shekel!
B******: i dont care about israel
Dedushka Nomto: I suppose that shekel can be a female because Bina which is usually connected with Saturn is on a left part of the Tree of Life. This is obvious.
B******: so, were you trying to make a joke about jews? meaning that they are trying to connect with money?
Dedushka Nomto: no. Now i am not making any jokes. The link between money, Saturn and Binah is obvious to any kabbalist. I was just thinking about a new way to connect them - through the similarity between words "She" and "Shekel". Some people will say that it is an idiotism, but how can we be sure? The spirit walks there it wants.
Dedushka Nomto: so, you reject the toy crows, yes?
B******: yes
B******: why?
Dedushka Nomto: but you forgot that crows are holy animals. they are devoted to Odin. Usually we speak about ravens, but crows are their relatives.
Dedushka Nomto: I understand that you like Ronald Mcdonald much more but how you can say such things about crows?
Dedushka Nomto: Crows are wonderfull!
B******: i didnt say i didnt like crows
B******: i like them a lot...but only real ones
B******: or toy ones that look like real ones
Dedushka Nomto: then why you dont a toy crow to say "Kar-kar-kar!" to you?
Dedushka Nomto: i am surprised you are not trying to protect this fuckin cartoon about a gay duck
B******: gay duck?
B******: donald?
B******: or daffy?
B******: i dont like either of them
Dedushka Nomto: no, it is a cartoon about gay duck. how awfull! i think we should build more SS-18.
Dedushka Nomto: disgusting!
B******: i dont even know what that cartoon is
B******: i've never heard of it
Dedushka Nomto: “B******: it is not real, so it is an it” - How you can say such things about my favourite crow?
Dedushka Nomto: It is "She", not "It"!!!!!!
B******: sorry.
B******: not everything has a gender in english
Dedushka Nomto: I feel awfull because of this. How you can compare an animal with a thing?
Dedushka Nomto: As a shaman i think that animals have a soul.
Dedushka Nomto: Killing animals when you have a possibilty to eat something else is a really big crime.